Way back in June when we all got together for the Eclipse premiere, poochi_mama, ThatPanicGirlE and CereuleanBlue all had a whacked out conversation that was fueled by the presence of our resident unicorn HanFauxLo, copious amounts of wine, Blue’s Double DDs, and Twilight RiffTrax.  We speculated on quite a few things, but the most memorable was the idea that Edward should be able to hear Bella’s thoughts after popping the old cherry or “breaking the seal.”  We guessed that the resulting stammer & blink-a-thon would quickly turn him into a homicidal maniac that could only be stopped by a speeding meteor from the depths of space.  Poochi_mama then dared Blue to turn it into her first crackfic.  After much procrastinating, whining and general fuckery, it is done.  This one is dedicated to ThatPanicGirlE, poochi_mama and their bewbies.  Enjoy.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6436385/1/

PS.  Feel free to leave me a review and let me know exactly which medication I need to ask my psychiatrist for while I’m in the bewbie hatch (pun intended).